My mother told me that life isn't always about pleasing yourself and that sometimes you have to do things for the sole benefit of another human being. I completely agreed with her, but reminded her that that was what blow jobs were for.


My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One Night Stands (ed. Grand Central Publishing, 2013) - ISBN: 9781455577521

Chelsea Handler Quotes

My mother told me that life isn't always about pleasing yourself and that sometimes you have to do things for the sole benefit of another human...

My mother told me that life isn't always about pleasing yourself and that sometimes you have to do things for the sole benefit of another human...

My mother told me that life isn't always about pleasing yourself and that sometimes you have to do things for the sole benefit of another human...

My mother told me that life isn't always about pleasing yourself and that sometimes you have to do things for the sole benefit of another human...