On his firing from Two and a Half Men:

I would have fired my ass too. Well, maybe not like they did.


On The Tonight Show with Jay Leno September 15, 2011


I would have fired my ass too. Well, maybe not like they did.

I would have fired my ass too. Well, maybe not like they did.

I would have fired my ass too. Well, maybe not like they did.

I would have fired my ass too. Well, maybe not like they did.