Charles Stross - Office Quotes

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'Twas the night before Christmas, the office was closed,
The transom was shut, the staff home in repose;
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
But St. Nicholas won’t be coming because this is a Designated National Security Site within the meaning of Para 4.12 of Section 3 of the Official Secrets Act (Amended) and unauthorized intrusion on such a site is an arrestable offense...

Charles Stross

Bad day at the office?
It's always a bad day at the office, insofar as the office exists in the first place.

Charles Stross