" Tis plain to me
As A B C,
My dear friend, Mr. Neff!"
"Oh, yes! but then,"
Says Mr. N,
"You know I'm D E F!"


"Yawcob Strauss", in Yawcob Strauss, and Other Poems (1876), p. 69.


Tis plain to me As A B C, My dear friend, Mr. Neff! Oh, yes! but then, Says Mr. N, You know I'm D E F!

Tis plain to me As A B C, My dear friend, Mr. Neff! Oh, yes! but then, Says Mr. N, You know I'm D E F!

Tis plain to me As A B C, My dear friend, Mr. Neff! Oh, yes! but then, Says Mr. N, You know I'm D E F!

Tis plain to me As A B C, My dear friend, Mr. Neff! Oh, yes! but then, Says Mr. N, You know I'm D E F!