Charlaine Harris Quotes

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Angelic Sookie, vision of love and beauty, I am prostrate that the wicked evil maenad violated your smooth and voluptuous body, in an attempt to deliver a message to me. -Eric

Charlaine Harris
Should I just bite you, and end it all?", he whispered. "I would never have to think about you again. Thinking about you is an annoying habit and one I want to be rid of.

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Eric, she said, maybe someday one of the waitresses will get pregnant, and we can go to a baby shower! That would be something to see, said Eric

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Look, how come he showed up now? When you have other fairies in the woods? And does that sound crazy when you say it out loud, or what?

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There's no way you can kill someone and get to the other side of the experience unchanged.

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Okay," I said. "I'd hoped to avoid this, but... Bill, I rescind your invitation into my house." Bill began walking backward to the door, a helpless look on his face, and my brush still in his hand. Eric grinned at him triumphantly. "Eric," I said, and his smile faded. "I rescind your invitation into my house." And backward he went, out my door and off my porch. The door slammed shut behind (or maybe in front of?) them.

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There were definitely parts of my character I didn't approve of, and maybe from time to time I had moments when I didn't like myself much. But I got through each day as it came to me, and so far I'd survived every thing life had thrown at me. I could only hope that the survival was worth the price I'd paid.

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My eyes flew open, and I pushed back against rock-hard shoulders. I let out a little squeak of horror. "It's me," said a familiar voice...."Eric, what are you doing here?" "Snuggling.

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Don't go looking for trouble; it's already looking for you.

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Okay I've been stupid in the past. Not consistently stupid, but occasionally stupid. And I've made mistakes. You bet, I've made mistakes.

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Fiction just makes it all more interesting. Truth is so boring.

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I thought about making biscuits, but there seemed to be more than enough calories on board.

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I abjure you, Alcide said. Colonel Flood winced, and young Sid, Amanda, and Culpepper looked both astonished and impressed, as if this were a ceremony they'd never thought to witness. I see you no longer. I hunt with you no longer. I share flesh with you no longer.

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People fidget. They are compelled to look engaged in an activity, or purposeful. Vampires can just occupy space without feeling obliged to justify it.

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Trees had died to make these forms, and that seemed a great pity to me.

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Softie was not a word you could use in the same sentence as Eric.

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I dipped into his brain. He wasn't happy that I wasn't wearing a bra, because my boobs distracted him. He was thinking I was a bit too curvy for his taste. He was thinking he'd better not think about me that way anymore. He was missing his wife.

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You trust me?" Eric sounded surprised. "Yes." "That's... crazy, Sookie.

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But there's a juicy artery in your groin," he said after a pause to regroup, his voice as slithery as a snake on a slide. "Don't you talk dirty," I told him. "I won't listen to that.

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And since I'm going to be in the neighborhood, you thought I might do as an escort? To an orgy?

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We might be on the same page, but I wasn't happy about reading it.

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You've reached Fantasia, where the undead live again every night," "For bar hours, press one. To make a party reservation, press two. To talk to alive person or a dead vampire, press three. Or, if you were intending to leave a humorous prank message on our answering machine, know this: we will find you.

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Do I look like I have anything ?" I asked him, in a reasonable voice. He looked as unnerved as the nurse had. He said, "Sorry," and backed away. I took a step after him. I screamed, "I HAVE NOTHING!" And then I said, in a perfectly calm voice, "See, I never had anything to start with.

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I could tell Hugo was convinced that he would get to walk back up these stairs: after all, he was a civilized person. These were all civilized people. Hugo really couldn't imagine that anything irreparable could happen to him, because he was a middle-class white American with a college education, as were all the people on the stairs with us. I had no such conviction. I was not a wholly civilized person.

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I was momentarily sidetracked by the vision of Eric herding a cow into a trailer and driving it to the shoulder of the the interstate and shooing it into the trees.

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But in my book, it was basically bad taste to stare at someone's assets, no matter how much on display they were.

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I don't like having feelings," Eric said coldly, and he left. That was a tough exit line to top.

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I love you, Bill said helplessly, as if he wished those magic words would heal me. But he knew they wouldn't. That's what you all keep saying, I answered. But it doesn't seem to get me any happier.

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My brother, Jason, came into the bar, then, and sauntered over to give me a hug. He knows that women like a man who's good to his family and also kind to the disabled, so hugging me is a double whammy of recommendation.

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Only a group lack of imagination could account for people not wondering what went on in the dark around them.

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