If God had meant for me to be religious, he would have alphabetized the books of the Bible. It was just too hard for me to find what I was looking for, especially if I was looking for it through a few glasses of scotch.


The Funeral Makers (1986)


If God had meant for me to be religious, he would have alphabetized the books of the Bible. It was just too hard for me to find what I was looking...

If God had meant for me to be religious, he would have alphabetized the books of the Bible. It was just too hard for me to find what I was looking...

If God had meant for me to be religious, he would have alphabetized the books of the Bible. It was just too hard for me to find what I was looking...

If God had meant for me to be religious, he would have alphabetized the books of the Bible. It was just too hard for me to find what I was looking...