British Satirist Quotes

Samuel Butler (poet)

Joseph Hall

Danny Wallace (humorist)

He that complies against his will.
Is of his own opinion still.

Samuel Butler (poet)

Revenge commonly hurts both the offerer and sufferer; as we see in a foolish bee, which in her anger invenometh the flesh and loseth her sting, and so lives a drone ever after.

There are three things which are real: God, human folly, and laughter. Since the first two pass our comprehension, we must do what we can with the third.

Wagamama. Text messaging aficionados might like to note that this is one of the most satisfying words you can possibly type.

Danny Wallace (humorist)

What's not devoured by Time's devouring hand?
Where's Troy, and where's the Maypole in the Strand?

Journalism could be described as turning one's enemies into money.

Craig Brown (satirist)