Bill Watterson - Calvin and Hobbes (1985)

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Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
Calvin saying to Hobbes

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It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.

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When the cartoonist is trying to talk honestly and seriously about life, then I believe he has a responsibility to think beyond satisfying the market's every whim and desire.

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Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?

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You call this news?! This isn't informative! This is a sound bite! This is entertainment! This is sensationalism! Fortunately, that's all I have the patience for.

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The world of a comic strip ought to be a special place with its own logic and life... I don't want the issue of Hobbes's reality settled by a doll manufacturer.

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I don't know which is worse, that everyone has his price, or that the price is always so low.

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Van Gogh would've sold more than one painting if he'd put tigers in them.

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It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.

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Mom and Dad drive me crazy. They don't understand me and I don't understand them. It's hopeless! I'm related to people I don't relate to.

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They say winning isn't everything, and I've decided to take their word for it.

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For no reason I can think of, I've wandered far astray. And that is how I got to where I find myself today.

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It's a magical world, Hobbes, ol' buddy...Let's go exploring!

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Paul Gauguin asked, "whence do we come? What are we? Where are we going?" Well, I don't know about anyone else, but I came from my room, I'm a kid with big plans, and I'm going outside! See ya later! Say, who the heck is Paul Gauguin anyway?

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I like maxims that don't encourage behavior modification.

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Nothing spoils fun like finding out it builds character.

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I have all these great genes, but they're recessive. That's the problem here.

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In my opinion, we don't devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.

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