I've come up with the three things you never want to hear at your kid's parent/teacher conference. Number one: "You're only responsible for the first $10,000 worth of damage." Number two: "We have medication for this." And number three: "It was more than an ounce and he was less than 100 yards from the school."


Cheap Drunk: An Autobiography (2002)

Bill Engvall Quotes

I've come up with the three things you never want to hear at your kid's parent/teacher conference. Number one: You're only responsible for the first...

I've come up with the three things you never want to hear at your kid's parent/teacher conference. Number one: You're only responsible for the first...

I've come up with the three things you never want to hear at your kid's parent/teacher conference. Number one: You're only responsible for the first...

I've come up with the three things you never want to hear at your kid's parent/teacher conference. Number one: You're only responsible for the first...