Bill Cosby Quote

My wife stood up in the stirrups, grabbed my bottom lip and said "I want morphine!" I said "But, dear —" [vigorously breathing]. She said "You shut up! YOU did this to me!" And on the next contraction she told everybody in the delivery room that my parents were never married.


Himself (1983)

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My wife stood up in the stirrups, grabbed my bottom lip and said I want morphine! I said But, dear — [vigorously breathing]. She said You shut up!...

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My wife stood up in the stirrups, grabbed my bottom lip and said I want morphine! I said But, dear — [vigorously breathing]. She said You shut up!...

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My wife stood up in the stirrups, grabbed my bottom lip and said I want morphine! I said But, dear — [vigorously breathing]. She said You shut up!...

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My wife stood up in the stirrups, grabbed my bottom lip and said I want morphine! I said But, dear — [vigorously breathing]. She said You shut up!...