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Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn't let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to "Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo?" was not "In the men's room, Julie.
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A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station.
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Never say "that was before your time," because the last full moon was before their time.
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I did not want to turn to playing golf because golf is about as much exercise as shuffling cards.
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I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Immortality is a long shot, I admit. But somebody has to be first.
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Nothing I've ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.
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Fathers are the geniuses of the house because only a person as intelligent as we could fake such stupidity.
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Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to His kids.
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The truth is that parents are not really interested in justice. They just want quiet.
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My father walked to school 4 o'clock every morning with no shoes on, uphill, both ways, in 5 feet of snow and he was thankful.
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I recently turned fifty, which is young for a tree, mid-life for an elephant, and ancient for a quarter-miler, whose son now says, "Dad, I just can't run the quarter with you anymore, unless I bring something to read."
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Bill Cosby
Born:
July 12, 1937
(age 86)
Bio:
William Henry "Bill" Cosby, Jr. is an American stand-up comedian, actor, and author. Cosby's start in stand-up comedy began at the hungry i in San Francisco, and was followed by his landing a starring role in the 1960s television show I Spy.
Known for:
Uptown Saturday Night (1974)
Leonard Part 6 (1987)
Bill Cosby: Himself (1983)
Ghost Dad (1990)
Let's Do It Again (1975)
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