Have you ever noticed how a man orders food at a fast-food drive-through window?... men have an innate desire to be cute while placing their order through the drive-through microphone. It's as if they believe the invisible mike on the plastic menu screen is actually connected to a standup comedy stage somewhere in the recesses of the restaurant.

The Best of Becky Freeman (ed. Inspirational Press, 1998) - ISBN: 9780884862222