Becky Freeman Quotes

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Scott and I would have to be fast learners and the therapist a speed talker if we were going to fix our marital problems before we went broke.... Unfortunately, there was no listing under Drive-Through Counseling Services; no Therapy to God; and most of all, no One-Hour Cure or It's Free.

Becky Freeman

Is there stop 'n' go counseling for couples on the run?

Becky Freeman

Our family life can't get any worse than it is right now. We're microwaving underwear to get it dry in time to wear it and eating stuff out of the refrigerator that looks like it needs a shave.

Becky Freeman

Have you ever noticed how a man orders food at a fast-food drive-through window?... men have an innate desire to be cute while placing their order through the drive-through microphone. It's as if they believe the invisible mike on the plastic menu screen is actually connected to a standup comedy stage somewhere in the recesses of the restaurant.

Becky Freeman