Andy Kaufman Quotes

4 Sourced Quotes

There are two ways to get rid of an anxiety monster, my friend-you either have a bath or a nap.

Andy Kaufman

I am not a comic, I have never told a joke... The comedian's promise is that he will go out there and make you laugh with him... My only promise is that I will try to entertain you as best I can.... They say, 'Oh wow, Andy Kaufman, he's a really funny guy.' But I'm not trying to be funny. I just want to play with their heads.

Andy Kaufman

A river season will last as long as it takes you to reach your new place. If you get into the river and let it take you where you need to be, your river season will last an afternoon. But if you fear change and struggle and hold on to the rocks, the river season will last and last. It will not end until your body becomes exhausted, your grip weakens, your hands slide off the rocks and the current takes you to your new place.

Andy Kaufman

- the only difference between a happy ending and a sad ending is where you decide the story ends.

Andy Kaufman

Andy Kaufman

Andy Kaufman

Born: January 17, 1949

Died: May 16, 1984 (aged 35)

Bio: Andrew Geoffrey "Andy" Kaufman was an American entertainer, actor, and performance artist. While often referred to as a comedian, Kaufman did not consider himself to be one.

Known for:

Saturday Night Live (Since 1975)
Heartbeeps (1981)
Van Dyke and Company (Since 1976)
In God We Tru$t (1980)

Andy Kaufman on Wikipedia

Suggest an edit or a new quote

American Performance artist Quotes

Performance artist Quotes

20th-century Performance artist Quotes