Fire had an almost magical quality that suggested anything was possible. Early on, man even believed that fire was a god that had to be fed with animal sacrifices in order to burn brightly. Today we have evolved a long way from this ridiculous notion of a 'fire god' and now rightfully understand God to be a bearded being who lives amongst the clouds and hates Jews and homosexuals.


Simple Times: Crafts for Poor People (ed. Grand Central Publishing, 2014) - ISBN: 9781455584437

Amy Sedaris Quotes

Fire had an almost magical quality that suggested anything was possible. Early on, man even believed that fire was a god that had to be fed with...

Fire had an almost magical quality that suggested anything was possible. Early on, man even believed that fire was a god that had to be fed with...

Fire had an almost magical quality that suggested anything was possible. Early on, man even believed that fire was a god that had to be fed with...

Fire had an almost magical quality that suggested anything was possible. Early on, man even believed that fire was a god that had to be fed with...