Alphonse Allais Quotes
6 Sourced Quotes
Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.
To leave is to die a little, but to die is to leave a lot.
First communion of chlorotic young girls in the snow.
Do not put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
Variant translation: "Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow just as well"