Alice Cooper Short Quotes

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He has a woman's name and wears makeup. How original.

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The minute you step onstage, you get eight feet taller

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God gives you a life and says, Okay, what are you going to do with it?

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The hippies wanted peace and love. We wanted Ferraris, blondes and switchblades.

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How old are you? Sixteen? S-seventeen? [asks security guard] Is seventeen legal?

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Charles Manson, Jeffrey Daumer, Martha Stewart; criminals, or just misunderstood?

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It used to be said: As GM goes, so goes America. Now it's: As Starbucks goes, so goes America.

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Mistakes are part of the game. It's how well you recover from them, that's the mark of a great player.

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Nobody and nothing beats The Simpsons. Even after all this time, it's still the best satire since Monty Python.

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I am past writing angst songs for kids. My angst is when I can't get my Porsche roof up and when I can't get my golf handicap down.

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When we did "School's Out," I knew we had just done the national anthem. I've become the Francis Scott Key of the last day of school.

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If you were to say to me that you needed a romantic and sentimental song in four hours, I would have that song written in four hours.

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Never be late. When you're late, what you're saying is that your time is more important than the other person's time. That's pretty egotistical.

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They should invent some way to tape-record your dreams. I've written songs in my dreams that were Beatles songs. Then I'd wake up and they'd be gone.

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I'm not crazy about country-western music. But the lyrics are good. "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy" is pretty clever.

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From the moment I leave my house or my hotel room, the public owns me. The public made Alice Cooper and I can't imagine ever turning my back on my fans.

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Golf is the crack of sports. If you hit five good shots, you know you can hit six good shots. The next time you hit six good shots, you know you can hit seven.

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Well we can't salute ya
Can't find a flag
If that don't suit ya
That's a drag School's out for summer
School's out forever
School's been blown to pieces.

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To me, if you are in the same building with Peter Sellers or John Cleese, or any of those guys and holding your own making other people laugh, that's a compliment.

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I play at the Phoenix Country Club, which oddly enough is in Phoenix. I don't wear the make-up, no, but I'm the only guy there who can scare the ball into the hole.

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My fastest time in high school was a 4:29 mile. I think cross-country has something to do with my longevity in my business. When you're in an eight-mile race, you never give up.

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I was only ninety-eight pounds and had spent a year and a half hunched over in bed, which left a curvature of my spine and shoulders which could have put the hunchback of Notre Dame to shame.

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