Put my name in the Internet the other day. I wish I'd never bothered. I'm on a website, 20 Celebrities I'd Like To Punch Dot Com. Madonna, J-Lo, Tom Cruise and then me. I'm the only one who can't afford a bodyguard.


Live at The Apollo (2004)

Alan Carr Quotes

Put my name in the Internet the other day. I wish I'd never bothered. I'm on a website, 20 Celebrities I'd Like To Punch Dot Com. Madonna, J-Lo, Tom...

Put my name in the Internet the other day. I wish I'd never bothered. I'm on a website, 20 Celebrities I'd Like To Punch Dot Com. Madonna, J-Lo, Tom...

Put my name in the Internet the other day. I wish I'd never bothered. I'm on a website, 20 Celebrities I'd Like To Punch Dot Com. Madonna, J-Lo, Tom...

Put my name in the Internet the other day. I wish I'd never bothered. I'm on a website, 20 Celebrities I'd Like To Punch Dot Com. Madonna, J-Lo, Tom...