Al Franken Quote

Some of George W. Bush's friends say that Bush believes God called him to be president during these times of trial. But God told me that He/She/It had actually chosen Al Gore by making sure that Gore won the popular vote and, God thought, the Electoral College. 'That worked for everyone else,' God said.

Lies: And the Lying Liars Who Tell Them (ed. Penguin, 2004) - ISBN: 9781101219447