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Manhattan (1979)
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I can't listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer Poland.
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I think people should mate for life. Like pigeons, or Catholics.
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Taste my tuna casserole — tell me if I put in too much hot fudge.
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What has gotten into you lately? Save a little craziness for menopause!
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I can't listen to too much Wagner, ya know? I start to get the urge to conquer Poland.
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I finally had an orgasm and my doctor told me it was the wrong kind.
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I bought her this handkerchief... and I didn't even know her size.
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I like too many things and get all confused and hung-up running from one falling star to another till I drop. This is the night, what it does to you. I had nothing to offer anybody except my own confusion.
Jack Kerouac
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December 1, 1935
(age 89)
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