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I can't listen to too much Wagner, ya know? I start to get the urge to conquer Poland.
I can't listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer Poland.
I bought her this handkerchief... and I didn't even know her size.
I finally had an orgasm and my doctor told me it was the wrong kind.
I think people should mate for life. Like pigeons, or Catholics.
What has gotten into you lately? Save a little craziness for menopause!
Taste my tuna casserole — tell me if I put in too much hot fudge.
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Probably the closest things to perfection are the huge absolutely empty holes that astronomers have recently discovered in space. If there's nothing there, how can anything go wrong?
December 1, 1935
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