Woody Allen - Annie Hall (1977)

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I had dated a woman briefly in the Eisenhower administration, and it was ironic to me, because I was trying to do to her what Eisenhower had been doing to the country for the last 8 years.

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In Beverly Hills... they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.

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I feel that life is—is divided up into the horrible and the miserable.

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Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.

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A relationship, I think, is like a shark, you know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies. And I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark.

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I heard that Commentary and Dissent had merged and formed Dysentery.

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I don't wanna live in a city where the only cultural advantage is that you can make a right turn on a red light.

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That [sex] was the most fun I ever had without laughing.

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I was depressed... I was suicidal; as a matter of fact, I would have killed myself but I was in analysis with a strict Freudian and if you kill yourself they make you pay for the sessions you miss.

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Everything our parents said was good is bad. Sun, milk, red meat, college.

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I can't get with any religion that advertises in Popular Mechanics.

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I was thrown out of N.Y.U. my freshman year for cheating on my metaphysics final, you know. I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
As Alvy Singer

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