Woody Allen - Sex Quotes

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The difference between sex and death is, with death you can do it alone and nobody's going to make fun of you.

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Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.

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I feel sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.

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If I don't kill him he'll make war all through Europe. But murder... the most foul of all crimes. What would Socrates say? All those Greeks were homosexuals. Boy, they must have had some wild parties. I bet they all took a house together in Crete for the summer. A: Socrates is a man. B: All men are mortal. C: All men are Socrates. That means all men are homosexuals. Heh... I'm not a homosexual. Once, some cossacks whistled at me. I happen to have the kind of body that excites both persuasions. You know, some men are heterosexual and some men are bisexual and some men don't think about sex at all, you know... they become lawyers.

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That [sex] was the most fun I ever had without laughing.

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The psychiatrist asked me if I thought sex was dirty and I said, 'It is if you're doing it right.'

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Sex and death. Two things that come but once in my lifetime, but at least after death you're not nauseous.

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Sex without love is an empty experience. But as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.

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Sex is like having dinner: sometimes you joke about the dishes, sometimes you take the meal seriously.

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Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful – provided you get between the right man and the right woman.

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When it comes to sex there are certain things that should always be left unknown, and with my luck, they probably will be.

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Love is the answer. But while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.

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