Woody Allen - Love Quotes

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The best sentence in the English language is not 'I love you' but 'It's benign'.

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My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty.

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To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But, then one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer, to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love, to be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy, therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness — I hope you're getting this down.

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The most beautiful words in the English language are not 'I love you' but 'It's benign'.

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Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.

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Sex without love is an empty experience. But as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.

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Maybe the poets are right. Maybe love is the only answer.

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Love is the answer. But while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.

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Harry: The most beautiful words in the English language aren't "I love you" but "it's benign."

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I can't with any conscience argue for New York with anyone. It's like Calcutta. But I love the city in an emotional, irrational way, like loving your mother or your father even though they're a drunk or a thief. I've loved the city my whole life - to me, it's like a great woman.

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Is it better to be the lover or the loved one? Neither, if your cholesterol is over six hundred. By love, of course, I refer to romantic love -- the love between man and woman, rather than between mother and child, or a boy and his dog, or two headwaiters.

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