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Life's a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest.
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If you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research.
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A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he knows something.
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I respect faith but doubt is what gets you an education.
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Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet 'em on your way down.
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Anybody who can write home for money can write for the magazines.
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The difference between chirping out of turn and a faux pas depends on what kind of a bar you're in.
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A trip through a sewer in a glass-bottomed boat.
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If you copy from one author, it's plagiarism. If you copy from two, it's research.
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I want a priest, a rabbi and a Protestant minister. I want to hedge my bets.
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Some of the greatest love affairs I've known have involved one actor-unassisted.
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Treat a whore like a lady and a lady like a whore.
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There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless.
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You can't be a rascal for 40 years and then cop a plea the last minute. God keeps better books than that.
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To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.
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Hollywood is a sewer with service from the Ritz Carlton.
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In the battle of existence, Talent is the punch; Tact is the clever footwork.
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Popularity is exhausting. The life of the party almost always winds up in a corner with an overcoat over him.
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The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more.
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It's getting so people no longer count the silverware when I come to dinner.
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Tell 'em to count to ten over him and he'll get up.
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The worst-tempered people I've ever met were people who knew they were wrong.
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I've known countless people who were reservoirs of learning, yet never had a thought.
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Faith is a wonderful thing, but doubt gets you an education.
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Working for Warner Bros is like fucking a porcupine: it's a hundred pricks against one.
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Born:
May 19, 1876
Died:
April 3, 1933
(aged 56)
Bio:
Wilson Mizner was an American playwright, raconteur, and entrepreneur. His best-known plays are The Deep Purple, produced in 1910, and The Greyhound, produced in 1912.
Known for:
One Way Passage (1932)
20,000 Years in Sing Sing (1932)
Winner Take All (1932)
Strictly Personal (1933)
The Law of Compensation (1917)
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