Statistics declare that the Average Man Finds the Average Woman and mates; That the Average Family, children all told, Is something like two and three-eights. (Though fractional children disturb and appall, The Average Man isn't worried at all.)


Random Rhymes and Odd Numbers, To the Average Man Stanza 4, The Macmillan Co. 1906

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Statistics declare that the Average Man Finds the Average Woman and mates; That the Average Family, children all told, Is something like two and...

Statistics declare that the Average Man Finds the Average Woman and mates; That the Average Family, children all told, Is something like two and...

Statistics declare that the Average Man Finds the Average Woman and mates; That the Average Family, children all told, Is something like two and...

Statistics declare that the Average Man Finds the Average Woman and mates; That the Average Family, children all told, Is something like two and...