If the jests that you crack have an orthodox smack,
You may get a bland smile from these sages;
But should it, by chance, be imported from France,
Half-a-crown is stopped out of your wages!


Songs of a Savoyard (ed. 1894)


If the jests that you crack have an orthodox smack, You may get a bland smile from these sages; But should it, by chance, be imported from France,...

If the jests that you crack have an orthodox smack, You may get a bland smile from these sages; But should it, by chance, be imported from France,...

If the jests that you crack have an orthodox smack, You may get a bland smile from these sages; But should it, by chance, be imported from France,...

If the jests that you crack have an orthodox smack, You may get a bland smile from these sages; But should it, by chance, be imported from France,...