W. S. Gilbert Quote

I've an irritating chuckle, I've a celebrated sneer,
I've an entertaining snigger, I've a fascinating leer;
To everybody's prejudice I know a thing or two;
I can tell a woman's age in half a minute--and I do

Bab Ballads And Savoy Songs (ed. Read Books Ltd, 2016) - ISBN: 9781473360846