W. S. Gilbert Quote

You have a daughter, Captain Reese,
Ten female cousins and a niece,
A ma, if what I'm told is true,
Six sisters and an aunt or two.
Now, somehow, Sir, it seems to me,
More friendly-like we all should be
If you united of them to
Unmarried members of the crew.

Captain Reese. - Bartlett's Familiar Quotations, 10th ed. (1919)