I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is fourteen days.


Joe Franklin's Encyclopedia of Comedians (1979)


I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is fourteen days.

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is fourteen days.

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is fourteen days.

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is fourteen days.