Tom Waits Quotes

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Don't you know there ain't no devil, there's just God when he's drunk.

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And someone will head south 'til this whole thing cools off.

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It's cold out there, colder than a ticket taker's smile at the Ivar Theatre on a Saturday night.

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Your veal cutlet gets up off the plate, It walks down to end of the counter and beat the shit out of my cup of coffee. I guess the coffee just wasn't strong enough to defend itself.

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Well, you know when you're the opening act for large groups? Sometimes you feel like a rectal thermometer, you're going out there taking the temperature of the audience.

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The large print giveth and the small print taketh away.

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There are only two things you can throw out the window of a moving car, legally.... Water. And feathers. Everything else you can get in trouble for.

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How do the angels get to sleep / When the Devil leaves his porch light on?

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Some men are searching for the Holy Grail, but there ain't nothing sweeter than riding the rail.

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People don't really trust people to do two things well. If they're going to spend money, they want to get the guy who's the best at what he does.

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And sometime around 2 AM you end up taking advantage of yourself. Ain't no way around that. Making a scene with a magazine.

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And the things you can't remember tell the things you can forget, that history puts a saint in every dream.

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She's been married so many times she's got rice marks on her face

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The face forgives the mirror, the worm forgives the plough, the question begs the answer, can you forgive me somehow?

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We work independently and we work together. If both of you know the same stuff, one of you is unnecessary.

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If you get far enough away you'll be on your way back home.

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If I exorcise my devils, well, my angels may leave too.

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I'll be clickin' by your house about two forty-five, Sidewalk Sundae Strawberry Surprise.

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Well, they'll bark you down like carneys, sell you Christmas cards in June.

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It's a battered old suitcase to a hotel someplace, and a wound that will never heal. No prima donna, the perfume is on an old shirt that is stained with blood and whiskey. Goodnight to the street sweepers, the night watchmen flame keepers and goodnight, Matilda, too.

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There's nothing that you can say that will mean the same thing once it's been repeated.

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I admit that I ain't no angel, I admit that I ain't no saint— I'm selfish and I'm cruel and I'm blind. If I exorcise my devils, well my angels may leave too. When they leave they're so hard to find...

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Most vagabonds i knowed don't ever want to find the culprit that remains the object of their long relentless quest. The obsession's in the chasing and not the apprehending, the pursuit you see and never the arrest" - Tom Waits "Foreign Affairs

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I collaborate with my wife on the songs, and every aspect of it, really— composing, and arranging, and recording, all that business. We have a rhythm and a way of working it. It's kind of like borrowing the same ten bucks from somebody over and over again. But when you live together, it makes it a lot easier, the pay back.

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If there's one thing you can say about mankind, there's nothing kind about man.

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