Tom Robbins Short Quotes

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Good luck to you, pal. That's a search these days.

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The more advertising I see, the less I want to buy.

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Birth and death were easy. It was life that was hard.

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Life is too small a container for certain individuals.

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There are only two mantras... yum and yuk. Mine is yum.

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Keep your eye on the ball, even if you cannot see the ball.

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Leave me in the night but please don't leave me in the dark

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The function of the artist is to provide what life does not.

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She needed help, but God was in a meeting whenever she rang.

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The moon invented natural rhythm. Civilization uninvented it.

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In the beginning was the thing. And one thing led to another.

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People aren't trees, so it is false when they speak of roots.

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In order to be respected, authority has got to be respectable.

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Solace? That's why God made fermented beverages and the blues.

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A person can't make a career out of somebody else's invective.

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Sharks are the criminals of the sea. Dolphins are the outlaws.

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Salvador Dali and fifty cents will get you a cup of clock melt.

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If this typewriter can't do it, then fuck it, it can't be done.

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Just because something didn't happen doesn't mean it isn't true.

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There's no point in saving the world if it means losing the moon.

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There's birth, there's death, and in between there's maintenance.

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Genius may stand on the shoulders of giants, but it stands alone.

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Meet me in Cognito, baby. In Cognito, we'll have nothing to hide.

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Logic only gives man what he needs. Magic gives him what he wants.

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A better world has gotta start somewhere. Why not with you and me?

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Well, there's one thing to be said for money. It can make you rich.

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It is better to be small, colorful, sexy, careless, and peaceful...

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Of the seven deadly sins, lust is definitely the pick of the litter.

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Her surname resembled a line from an optometrist's examination chart.

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Of course I'm inconsistent! Only logicians and cretins are consistent!

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