Thomas Edison Quote

Fish seem to be rather conservative around this bay, one seldom catches enough to form the fundamental basis for a lie. Dante left out one of the torments of Hades — I could imagine a doomed mortal made to untangle wet fish lines forever. Everybody lost patience at the stupidity of the fish in not coming forward promptly to be murdered.

The diary and sundry observations of Thomas Alva Edison (ed. Greenwood Pub Group, 1968)