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								—Then there is the final possibility, my favorite.  
  —Yes?  
  —The final possibility is that I'm God.  
  —You're God?  
  —Just a theory, but the data are provocative. I mean, look at me. Faceless, shapeless, holey, undifferentiated, Jewish, inscrutable... and a hermaphrodite to boot. Years ago, I told you sponges cannot be fatally dismembered, for each part quickly becomes the whole. To wit, I am both immortal and infinite.  
  —You're God? You're God herself? You?  
  —The data are provocative.  
  —God is a sponge? A sponge? There's not much comfort in that.  
  —Agreed.  
  —Sponges can't help us.  
  —Neither can God, as far as I can tell. I'd be happy to see some contrary data.