But…but you can't treat religion as a sort of buffet, can you? I mean, you can't say yes please, I'll have some of the Celestial Paradise and a helping of the Divine Plan but go easy on the kneeling and none of the Prohibition of Images, they give me wind. Its table d'hôte or nothing, otherwise... well, it would be silly.
Going Postal: (Discworld Novel 33) (ed. Random House, 2008) - ISBN: 9781407035406