The sign, which says: "Do not, under any circumstances, open this door!" - Of course, I've read it. Why do you think I want it opened?.. To see why they wanted it shut, of course. This exchange contains almost all you need to know about human civilization. At least, those bits of it that are now under the sea, fenced off or still smoking.


Hogfather: (Discworld Novel 20) (ed. Random House, 2008) - ISBN: 9781407035055


The sign, which says: Do not, under any circumstances, open this door! - Of course, I've read it. Why do you think I want it opened?.. To see why...

The sign, which says: Do not, under any circumstances, open this door! - Of course, I've read it. Why do you think I want it opened?.. To see why...

The sign, which says: Do not, under any circumstances, open this door! - Of course, I've read it. Why do you think I want it opened?.. To see why...

The sign, which says: Do not, under any circumstances, open this door! - Of course, I've read it. Why do you think I want it opened?.. To see why...