A woman always has half an onion left over, no matter what...

A woman always has half an onion left over, no matter what the size of the onion, the dish or the woman.

Terry Pratchett

Monstrous Regiment (2003)

Terry Pratchett Quotes

A woman always has half an onion left over, no matter what the size of the onion, the dish or the woman.

A woman always has half an onion left over, no matter what the size of the onion, the dish or the woman.

A woman always has half an onion left over, no matter what the size of the onion, the dish or the woman.

A woman always has half an onion left over, no matter what the size of the onion, the dish or the woman.