Suzanne Brockmann Quotes

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There's no such thing as an underwear elf. Even when it goes missing, it's somewhere in the room. So make sure you find it." — DARK OF NIGHT by Suzanne Brockmann

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If he's at this party, I want you to stay far away from him." "Shouldn't that rule apply to you, and Jules, too? Unless your penises make you magically bulletproof.

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He spoke in telegram-as if every word he used cost five bucks, and he only had a twenty in his wallet.

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-When I was growing up, Lieutenant Uhura was a major role model for me, a strong black woman on the bridge of a starship… -In a miniskirt, answering the interplanetary telephone?

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That leaves Decker and what's his name, Mr. I'm Too Sexy for My Shirt.

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I'm going to carry you now, he told her, so we can move even faster. I'm not asking you, I'm telling you. Any response from you is unnecessary and unwelcome.

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You love me, he said. That's all I need to know. You always say the right thing, Savannah told him, her eyes so filled with love that he almost wept. Sometimes it takes you awhile to get to it, but you always get there, and what you say is always worth waiting for.

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Jenk shook his head as he headed for the rental car counter. He felt his shoulders tightening as he walked away, certain that Izzy wasn't quite ready to be silent or invisible yet. He was halfway there when Izzy shouted, "Jenkins! I wish I could quit yew!" Of course. The obligatory Brokeback Mountain reference. Jenk flipped Zanella a double bird without bothering to look back.

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This wasn't Weirdville, this was fricking Wonderland. Alice here was all grow up, but she was still chowing down on too much of that psychedelic mushroom.

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No doubt about it, Lawrence Decker was the reason God had invented nakedness.

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Forget about writing to Penthouse. This one was going to be a story for their grandkids.

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Recovering from a gunshot wound is not a vacation. You need to, like, write that on your hand or something.

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Life. Unfair and painful at times. But always moving forward, always shifting, changing, with times relentless passage smoothing down jagged parts until it no longer hurts quite so much to breathe.

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If you want, I can carry you— I'm fine, she said shortly. Let's go. He'd said that wrong. He should have said, I want to carry you.

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He wanted to wake up to her smile every day for the rest of his life, like some stupid coffee commercial on TV.

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That's actually kind of scary. Sex with a mime. Do I have to pay extra to make sure you don't do the trapped-in-a-box thing while we're doing it?

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