A geek is like a dork. Someone who's on the fringe, who you wouldn't want to hang out with. A nerd is someone too weird and smart to fit in with the masses. Like me. You're not a nerd! It's okay. I know who I am. I consider it a compliment. I like when people tell me I'm weird. I cram four Cheez Doodles into my mouth. I mean, why be normal?

When It Happens (ed. Penguin, 2008) - ISBN: 9781440639371