Stormont Mancroft, 2nd Baron Mancroft Quotes
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A speech is like a love affair: any fool can start one but to end one requires considerable skill.
On long speeches
Stormont Mancroft, 2nd Baron Mancroft
Cricket is a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of Eternity.
Stormont Mancroft, 2nd Baron Mancroft
My first car was painted red down one side and blue down the other to confuse witnesses in case of an accident.
Stormont Mancroft, 2nd Baron Mancroft
Nobody ever seemed quite clear whether the expression "drunk as a lord" should be taken as a compliment or an insult.
Stormont Mancroft, 2nd Baron Mancroft
The only exercise I ever take is walking up hospital stairs to visit friends who've damaged themselves by taking exercise.
Stormont Mancroft, 2nd Baron Mancroft