You know, a lot of people come to me and they say, "Steve, how can you be so fucking funny?" There's a secret to it, it's no big deal. Before I go out, I put a slice of bologna in each of my shoes. So when I'm on stage, I feel funny.


Comedy album Let's Get Small

Steve Martin Quotes

You know, a lot of people come to me and they say, Steve, how can you be so fucking funny? There's a secret to it, it's no big deal. Before I go out, ...

You know, a lot of people come to me and they say, Steve, how can you be so fucking funny? There's a secret to it, it's no big deal. Before I go out, ...

You know, a lot of people come to me and they say, Steve, how can you be so fucking funny? There's a secret to it, it's no big deal. Before I go out, ...

You know, a lot of people come to me and they say, Steve, how can you be so fucking funny? There's a secret to it, it's no big deal. Before I go out, ...