Hosting the Oscars is like making love to a beautiful woman — it's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal's out of town.


Hosting the 2001 Academy Awards

Steve Martin Quotes

Hosting the Oscars is like making love to a beautiful woman — it's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal's out of town.

Hosting the Oscars is like making love to a beautiful woman — it's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal's out of town.

Hosting the Oscars is like making love to a beautiful woman — it's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal's out of town.

Hosting the Oscars is like making love to a beautiful woman — it's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal's out of town.