Stephen Sondheim Quote

My father is a bastard
My Ma's an S.O.B.
My Grandpa's always plastered
My Grandma pushes tea
My sister wears a moustache
My brother wears a dress
Goodness gracious, that's why I'm a mess.


'Gee, Officer Krupke' (1957)


My father is a bastard My Ma's an S.O.B. My Grandpa's always plastered My Grandma pushes tea My sister wears a moustache My brother wears a dress...

My father is a bastard My Ma's an S.O.B. My Grandpa's always plastered My Grandma pushes tea My sister wears a moustache My brother wears a dress...

My father is a bastard My Ma's an S.O.B. My Grandpa's always plastered My Grandma pushes tea My sister wears a moustache My brother wears a dress...

My father is a bastard My Ma's an S.O.B. My Grandpa's always plastered My Grandma pushes tea My sister wears a moustache My brother wears a dress...