The best career advice I can give you is to get your own TV show. It pays well, the hours are good, and you are famous. And eventually, some very nice people will give you a doctorate in fine arts for doing jack squat.


Commencement address, Knox College [June 3, 2006]

Stephen Colbert Quotes

The best career advice I can give you is to get your own TV show. It pays well, the hours are good, and you are famous. And eventually, some very...

The best career advice I can give you is to get your own TV show. It pays well, the hours are good, and you are famous. And eventually, some very...

The best career advice I can give you is to get your own TV show. It pays well, the hours are good, and you are famous. And eventually, some very...

The best career advice I can give you is to get your own TV show. It pays well, the hours are good, and you are famous. And eventually, some very...