Spider Robinson Quote

"God is an iron," I said. "Did you know that?"
I turned to look at her and she was staring. She laughed experimentally, stopped when I failed to join in. "And I'm a pair of pants with a hole scorched through the ass?"
"If a person who indulges in gluttony is a glutton, and a person who commits a felony is a felon, then God is an iron. Or else He's the dumbest designer that ever lived."


God Is An Iron (1977)


God is an iron, I said. Did you know that? I turned to look at her and she was staring. She laughed experimentally, stopped when I failed to join in. ...

God is an iron, I said. Did you know that? I turned to look at her and she was staring. She laughed experimentally, stopped when I failed to join in. ...

God is an iron, I said. Did you know that? I turned to look at her and she was staring. She laughed experimentally, stopped when I failed to join in. ...

God is an iron, I said. Did you know that? I turned to look at her and she was staring. She laughed experimentally, stopped when I failed to join in. ...