Sonya Sones Quotes

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She flashes me a smile so devastating that it could even make an atheist believe in God.

Sonya Sones

I know this sounds incredibly lame,
but I don't want losing my virginity
to feel like I'm losing something.
I want it to feel like I'm finding something.
I want sex to be amazing.
I want it to be life-alteringly wonderful.
And I want it to happen with someone I love.

Sonya Sones

I wish he hadn't gone and cut his hair. He looks about eight years old. His ears have tripled in size. Everyone's started calling him Dumbo. Which wouldn't be so bad, except they've started calling me Mrs. Dumbo. You can't even tell he's got curly hair anymore. There's nothing left to run my fingers through. Just this weird blond AstroTurf sprouting out of his skull.

Sonya Sones

My parents are great listeners Which is why I never tell them anything

Sonya Sones

The only thing worse than not getting what you want, is getting it.

Sonya Sones

Human beings tend to be conservative, so if you lie, you'll probably be closer to the truth.

Sonya Sones

There's something so great about this, she whispers. About what? I whisper back. About this, she whispers. About being outlaws. It's just you and me—against the world.

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We've turned off all the lights in the living room to make hand shadows. We've got this big flashlight aimed at the wall. I make the silhouette of my hand into a duck. Robin makes his into a rabbit. Now my duck kisses his rabbit And-POOF!- it turns into a turkey. And for some reason this strikes us as hysterically funny. But you probably had to be there.

Sonya Sones

You're thinking I'm a hopelessly romantic idiot. And you know what? You're right.

Sonya Sones