Sloane Crosley - Life Quotes

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There is one thing you know for sure, one fact that never fails to comfort you: the worst day of your life wasn't in there, in that mess. And it will do you good to remember the best day of your life wasn't in there, either. But another person brought you closer to those borders than you had been, and maybe that's not such a bad thing.

Sloane Crosley

People are less quick to applaud as you grow older. Life starts out with everyone clapping when you take a poo and goes downhill from there.

Sloane Crosley

I do want to get married. It's a nice idea. Though I think husbands are like tattoos—you should wait until you come across something you want on your body for the rest of your life instead of just wandering into a tattoo parlor on some idle Sunday and saying, 'I feel like I should have one of these suckers by now. I'll take a thorny rose and a "MOM" anchor, please. No, not that one—the big one.

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