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I flip open my phone to text Jessica: Me: Guess who's pregnant? Jess: u? Me: Get real. Jess: ur mom? Me: yep Jess: Mazel tov!? Me: Don't congratulate me, plz Jess: Could b worse Me: How? Jess: Could be u? Me: I'm a virgin. Jess: Nobody's perfect.
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Good authors, too, who once knew better words Now only use four-letter words Writing prose — Anything goes.
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Simone Elkeles
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April 24, 1970
(age 54)
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