Simon R. Green Short Quotes

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You know, sometimes I swear the whole universe runs on irony.

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Keep your mind too open, and you never know what might walk in.

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Never go anywhere without condiments. Condiments are our friends.

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While the cat's away, you may find the rats getting damned uppity.

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I always feel most alive when everything else is dying all around me

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Sometimes humour is all we have to say the things that can't be said.

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When you are tired of life, come to Haven. And someone will kill you.

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The only good hero is the kind who survives to talk about merchandising.

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Who's got my Jaffa Cakes? You know I can't function without Jaffa Cakes.

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Alexandra was tall and blond, with a balcony you could do Shakespeare from.

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What is the world coming to, when you can't even trust a rogue vicar and her demon lover?

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Because nothing makes love and life matter more than the knowledge that some day it must end.

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I went to a house that was not a house. I opened a door that was not a door. And what I saw, I saw.

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You want me to sneak up on an angel and rip out its pinfeathers, so you can make a fashion statement?

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Nothing is hidden, nothing is ever lost, nothing is ever forgotten. That's always been part of my problem.

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After all, you're only an immortal until someone manages to kill you. After that, you were just long-lived.

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Last night I dreamed I was still human, but now I have woken up, into something better. Farewell, my friends, farewell.

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First rule of engineering; beware prototypes. Along with, avoid anything made by an engineer who doesn't have all his own fingers.

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No one likes to admit that in the end we all die by inches, gradually losing all the defining visual characteristics that make us us

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There are any number of magical creatures, mostly female, whose singing can bring about horror and death. Sirens, undines, banshees, Bananarama tribute bands...

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I didn't know if I still had it in me to be really dangerous, but I thought so. It's like knocking someone off a bike with a baseball bat; you never really lose the knack.

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The cream-tiled walls were spattered here and there with old dried bloodstains, deep gouges that might have been clawmarks, and all kinds of graffiti. As usual, someone had spelt Cthulhu wrongly.

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