Shaquille O'Neal Quotes

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It's ballet, hip-hop and kung fu. The ballet is grace, the hip-hop is cool, and the kung fu is kill the opponent.

Shaquille O'Neal
There is no answer to the Pythagorean theorem. Well, there is an answer, but by the time you figure it out, I got 40 points, 10 rebounds and then we're planning for the parade.

Shaquille O'Neal
I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Shaquille O'Neal
And if the big dog ain't me, then the house won't get guarded—period.

Shaquille O'Neal
Our offense is like the pythagorean theorem: There is no answer!

Shaquille O'Neal
I got hurt on company time, so I'll heal on company time.

Shaquille O'Neal
Now figure it out, Dr. O'Neal, I kill off the big men (evil laugh)

Shaquille O'Neal
For all my friends in the media who like quotes, mark this quote down. From this day on I'd like to be known as 'The Big Aristotle' because Aristotle once said, 'Excellence is not a singular act; it's a habit. You are what you repeatedly do.'

Shaquille O'Neal
That dude scored 8 points in the last 19 seconds, pulled out a miracle win at the Garden. He made me choke on a chicken bone that day. I'm serious.

Shaquille O'Neal
Opinions are like belly buttons; everybody has one. I never knock a man for his opinion.

Shaquille O'Neal
On basketball:
It's ballet, hip-hop, and kung fu. The ballet is grace, the hip-hop is cool, and the kung fu is kill the opponent.

Shaquille O'Neal
I'm an unorthodox type of guy, a funny guy - at least I think I'm funny. And one of the things I like to do is come up with nicknames for myself.

Shaquille O'Neal