Scott Lynch - Red Seas Under Red Skies (2007)

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I'll wager I would have screwed things up regardless. But...can you imagine those poor bastards grappling their prey, leaping over the rails, swords in hand, screaming, 'Your cats! Give us all your gods-damned cats!

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Oh, gods, he cried. Oh, gods protect me! It's you!
Of course it's me, said Locke. You just don't know who the hell I am yet.

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Some mysteries are better off with their throats slit.

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Here's to charming losers, I suppose.
If only we knew where to find some.

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Only gods-damned fools die for lines drawn on maps.

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Worst of all, the inner vault is guarded by a live dragon, attended by fifty naked women armed with poisoned spears, each of them sworn to die in Requin's service. All redheads. -You're just making that up, Jean.

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We already know how too—
I don't care what you think you know, Kosta. Until further notice, we're gonna presume that you're too dumb to count to one.

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What do you have to say to that?
Oh, very little, to be sure, Master Kosta. It's so hard to think, overawed as I am with the sublime genius of your plan.
That bears some vague resemblance to sarcasm.
God forfend, said Jean. You wound me! Your inexpressible criminal virtues have triumphed again, as inevitably as the tides come and go. I cast myself at your feet and beg for absolution. Yours is the genius that nourishes the heart of the world.
And now you're—
If only there was a leper handy, interrupted Jean, so you could lay your hands on and magically heal him.

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It had the expression common to all kittens, that of a tyrant in the becoming.

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Time went by with all the speed of a sleepless night.

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By rights he was still outrunning his age, still ahead of most men nearing threescore years, but he knew deep in his heart that there would never be any way of running fast enough.

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When I get this door open, you're dead, Jean!
When you get that door open? I look forward to many long years of life, then.

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I suspect that drink has made you impulsive.
Drink makes me see funny; the gods made me impulsive.

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What's your hand look like?
A parched desert... How's yours?
A wasteland of bitter frustration.

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The trouble with creating military dictators, Locke reflected, was getting rid of them after the immediate crisis was past.

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Maxilan, darling." Locke raised one eyebrow and smiled. "I knew you were driven, but I had no idea you could smoulder. Come, take me now! Jean won't mind; he'll avert his eyes like a gentleman.

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As for history, we are living in its ruins. And as for biographies, we are living with the consequences of all the decisions ever made in them. I tend not to read them for pleasure. It's not unlike carefully scrutinizing the map when one has already reached the destination.

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Only one way to win when you're being chased by someone bigger and tougher than you. Turn straight around, punch their teeth out, and hope the gods are fond of you.

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When you can't cheat the game, you'd best find a means to cheat the players.

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I'm losing my taste for subtlety as fast as I'm depleting my supply.

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I say again, impossible.
And I correct you again. Difficult. 'Difficult' and 'impossible' are cousins often mistaken for one another, with very little in common.

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Is this man, ah, senile?
He's absolutely competent, she answered coldly.
I assure you I am, roared Cordo. Anger changed his countenance utterly. And I will not be put off from business by assassins in my own bedroom! Now, you will either kill me immediately or negotiate the price of my release!

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That's a sweet piece, said Jean, briefly forgetting to be aggravated. You didn't snatch that off a street.
No, said Locke, before taking another deep draught of the warm water in the decanter. I got it from the neck of the governor's mistress.
You can't be serious.
In the governor's manor.
Of all the—
In the governor's bed.
Damned lunatic!
With the governor sleeping next to her... It is possible, said Locke with a sheepish grin, that I have been slightly too bold.

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I don't want you to agree with me; I want you to use your misplaced acorn of a brain before the squirrel comes looking for it again.

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We met five years ago. Jean scratched his beard. On a sea voyage. We became business partners out of sheer boredom. Since then we've been inseparable.
Except that my plan calls for me to be plotting your death.
Yes, but I don't know that, do I? Boon companion! I suspect nothing.
Chump! I can hardly wait to see you get yours!

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